The Friday Files

shit son

Anderson has eyes like hyphens

Sunday Night

Stoned as henge.

Business on the golf course

Like a lot of great businessmen, I conduct some of my most serious work on the golf course. It's a great way to get inside someones head, mess with them a little bit, and come out on top with a great result.

But before you think about upper-handing a CEO on the front 9, there are a few little things you need to get right. Starting with how you look!

It's very important to look good if you're going to Trip-T (Talk the talk). I never step onto the course unless I know I'm turning heads....because at the end of the day...you're going to outshine your opponent and at the very least..go home with his wife.

Here's a basic set up that should make you the talk of the course.



Secondly - make sure you can play the game. Anderson has been playing golf for 3 years now and my game just keeps getting better and better. There's nothing more rewarding than twisting a knife in a man when he's down. I do that by crushing a drive past his.



Happy golfing guys! Hopefully you bring home a nice pay check!

Hollywood
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I'm cold as a witches tit

This is a phrase I use quite often..always manages to bring the house down! But where does it come from you ask?

Well... to cut a long story short... "colder than a witch's tit" is just a vivid metaphor, like "hotter than the hinges of hell." Since a
witch is in league with Satan, presumably she has no maternal feelings. Thus the medium by which she would suckle a child is,
well, cold as a witch's tit.

Boom!


Hollywood
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Hollywood's tip of the day

Invest a small portion of your day into looking good. The results will will be noticable.

Big night.

Anderson is struggling today.

Knock knock?

(who's there)

On the piss with.

(On the piss with who?)

The boys last night big time!!