Business on the golf course

Like a lot of great businessmen, I conduct some of my most serious work on the golf course. It's a great way to get inside someones head, mess with them a little bit, and come out on top with a great result.

But before you think about upper-handing a CEO on the front 9, there are a few little things you need to get right. Starting with how you look!

It's very important to look good if you're going to Trip-T (Talk the talk). I never step onto the course unless I know I'm turning heads....because at the end of the day...you're going to outshine your opponent and at the very least..go home with his wife.

Here's a basic set up that should make you the talk of the course.



Secondly - make sure you can play the game. Anderson has been playing golf for 3 years now and my game just keeps getting better and better. There's nothing more rewarding than twisting a knife in a man when he's down. I do that by crushing a drive past his.



Happy golfing guys! Hopefully you bring home a nice pay check!

Hollywood
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I'm cold as a witches tit

This is a phrase I use quite often..always manages to bring the house down! But where does it come from you ask?

Well... to cut a long story short... "colder than a witch's tit" is just a vivid metaphor, like "hotter than the hinges of hell." Since a
witch is in league with Satan, presumably she has no maternal feelings. Thus the medium by which she would suckle a child is,
well, cold as a witch's tit.

Boom!


Hollywood
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Hollywood's tip of the day

Invest a small portion of your day into looking good. The results will will be noticable.

Big night.

Anderson is struggling today.

Knock knock?

(who's there)

On the piss with.

(On the piss with who?)

The boys last night big time!!

We have a female Prime Minister? What the?

Quick interview I did with Media Males about our new Prime Minister.

I think my opinions are echoed but many!

A question I was asked today.

A man by the name of George approached me today - he'd recognised me from my shoot with SoMelb Magazine.

He was a young business owner...in many ways i saw myself in George...just a slightly shorter, less attractive and less confident version.

He approached me sheepishly and asked: " Liam..can you get the most out of your business by simply believing in it"?

I replied: Believe in yourself first George....the rest will follow.

LA
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New Song

Yo...thinking about releasing a rap album later this year. I've been listening to and writing hip hop music for a few years now. Anyways ..here are some lyrics to a new song. Tell me what you think.

Log Into Life
Liam Anderson
(Hollywood Records)

Log into life and upload a dream
tell me your secrets, what do they mean?
You're @ me and I'm @ you,
Send me a tweet, I'll send one too

We spend our lives, making choices
stand up lovers. hear ya voices
walking around, 10 feet tall,
Liam anderson, a wonder wall

Every day I help a brother
Onto his feet, I'm like no other
I may be white, but I'm no pranksta
Liam Anderson, the original gangsta!

Online, ya'll.

Peace

Hollywood
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Socceroos!

1-1. So painfully close, yet so far away. It was gutting to see my good mate Hazza get red carded..fucking ref again. He needs to Log in to life that c*nt!!

We've got another game coming up so I'm sure the boys will do it. If you don't support the Roo's you don't have the right to live in this great country of ours!!!

COMMON AUSSIES!

What did Hollywood do last night?

Watch for yo'selfs BiTcHez!

You belter!

I just found an old belt I've been looking for. Killer start to the day!

Hollywood
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Photo Shoot I did for SoMelb Magazine.

Just doin' my thang..

We were gonna go for me on a surf board..surfing the web kinda thing. But the guys decided the bike was a better fit. I guess it's portraying my strength to move forward...even on a rusty old bike.



Keep pedalling guys!

HW
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The Tote-ally sucked!

Oh also..went to some bar called The Tate? or the Tote?? fuck. You can have that. Bunch of unemployed "artists" talking utter shit. I asked one of them if he was in the industry...couldn't even produce a BC!! (Business card).

There was a hot bird serving tacos tho. Shoulda thrown some chat.

Hollywood
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fk meee

Went right at it last night w/ the boys!! Started off at a favourite local over on Chapel St and went into 5th gear from there!! I tell you what..we drank bucketloads of carlton's finest last haaha. My nose copped a bit of punishment to ;).

Was dragged over to FitZroy after that to watch some birds brothers band. Not really my thing to be honest. Might stick to the right side of the river from here on out.

Anyways players...Im gonna nibble on some valium and catch up with my pillow.

More later

peace

HOLLYWOOD
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A clip from my new doco bitchez!

Just consulted Roving Enterprises.

I've just left Roving enterprises where some of the greatest comedy minds in Australia operate each day. It was big time funny w/ massive props to @Dave Hughes....quite possibly the funniest c*nt alive! I walked into the lift and Hughsey dead panned me and I said "Are you go up?" he turned quickly and said "NO! I'M GOING DOWN...I've BEEN GOING DOWN FOR YEARS!" ...classic stuff! It's all in the delivery and that guy is a pro. Most people just speak..hughsey screams it at ya! RESPECT!

Anyways..we worked on a couple of promo concepts..I suggested Roving enterprises changed their name to Rove Party (rave party). They said they'd think about it. The crew from the 7Pm project were in their too..epic! They were working on a bunch of news headlines..somehting about 100 people dead..but then boom! straight into a gag...and that's why they're at the top of their game!

I'll keep you posted lovers!

Hollywood
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Thursday night Sh-Sh-Shannanigan's BiTcHez!

Yo yo yo. Hollywood here again! So, thirsty thursday is upon us and what better way to celebrate the near conclusion of the working week than with my good friend Charlie ...he he. Snow party at my apartment tonight.....and you know what we say. If it aint snowing, then start blowing!

Respect

Hollywood
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Is is that hard to make a f*cking coffee?!?

So, the hardest thing about being a freelancer is finding a decent cafe that serves a decent coffee. The last thing you want when you roll out of bed at 10:30...11:00, is to be greeted by a piss-weak cup of Caff that some oriental douche has charged you an arm and a leg for! LEARN HOW TO MAKE COFFEE!! I NEED MY CAFEINE.