Is is that hard to make a f*cking coffee?!?

So, the hardest thing about being a freelancer is finding a decent cafe that serves a decent coffee. The last thing you want when you roll out of bed at 10:30...11:00, is to be greeted by a piss-weak cup of Caff that some oriental douche has charged you an arm and a leg for! LEARN HOW TO MAKE COFFEE!! I NEED MY CAFEINE.